Pumpkin Is Behaving Like a Grown-Up - Sometimes

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I realize there is some magical fairy-godmother moment between age A and age B when the children in your life suddenly, inexplicably and seemingly overnight transform from cute pumpkins into fully grown horse-drawn carriages.

They think differently. They look differently. They act differently. And all of that adorable childishness that you loved to squeeze and pinch and nibble disappears into the mist.

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Pumpkin Is Behaving Like a Grown-Up - Sometimes

"C'mere, I wanna squeeze you!"

"NO!"

"C'mere, I wanna pinch you!"

"NO!"

"C'mere, I wanna ..."

"NO!!!"

I suspect that this is the ideal time to lock them in the basement and get NEW children. But since t...

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